There were probably a lot of long faces today at the Disney headquarters and they didn’t all belong to Goofy. This is due to a box office performance that simply cannot be spun positively. The Lone Ranger is a bomb. A big one. Yes, there’s been disappointments this summer such as After Earth and White House Down, but Ranger is the most high-profile one yet.
Why? Well, several reasons as I see it and it’s difficult to determine which factors most contributed to its failure. Most likely, the answer is a combination of all of them. For starters, the decision to open Ranger against the animated juggernaut Despicable Me 2 now looks like a bad idea. Ranger earned $29.2 million over the Friday to Sunday portion of the holiday weekend and $48.7 million since its Wednesday debut. By contrast, Despicable Me 2 nearly tripled that gross, with $83.5 million over Friday to Sunday and $143 million since its Wednesday bow. If you would’ve told me that would have been the case two months ago, I would have said you were crazy. Ranger was marketed toward a family audience and it’s clear now a whole lot of families had already made their weekend pick: the minions.
To add insult to injury, think about this: the Ethan Hawke sci-fi horror flick The Purge earned $34 million in its opener this summer. That’s $5 million more than Ranger‘s traditional weekend gross. The Purge cost $3 million to produce. The Lone Ranger cost at least $215 million. Wow.
There will be those who will try to claim The Lone Ranger wasn’t successful because it’s not a sequel and part of an already established franchise. They will say it’s increasingly impossible for pictures like that to do well in the summer movie season. I don’t buy it. All you need to do is look at a picture like Now You See Me this season, which had no bankable stars and certainly wasn’t a franchise movie. It has grossed a terrific $110 million so far domestically.
Speaking of bankable stars, Ranger has one and that’s where we get to another factor. Are audiences beginning to tire of Johnny Depp? Certainly, it seems they’re starting to tire of his career choices. Last summer’s Dark Shadows was the weakest of his many collaborations with director Tim Burton, in my view. Audiences rejected it and it grossed an underwhelming $79 million domestically. Back in the day, critics would go out of their way to praise Depp’s acting even if they didn’t care for the film itself. With Ranger, critics are singling out Depp’s performance as a weak spot. With two duds in a row, Depp is returning to the Jack Sparrow well, signing on for a fifth Pirates of the Caribbean pic. The fourth entry, On Stranger Tides from summer 2011, was the lowest grossing of the series (it still made $241 million, but that’s $68 million less than the third). Don’t be surprised if the fifth adventure is the new lowest grosser of the franchise. Crowds seem to be even growing weary of Depp’s signature character.
All of the factors I’ve mentioned are indeed important, but sometimes you can simplify it greatly. Here goes: The Lone Ranger didn’t look very good. There wasn’t one trailer which left me with a strong desire to see it. You could clearly see it was going for a Pirates vibe but when the trailer doesn’t provide any memorable moments, that’s usually a bad sign.
If you’re Disney, the moping is unlikely to last very long. This is, keep in mind, the studio that owns Marvel and will also distribute the upcoming Star Wars entries. Any hope, however, of seeing Depp back in Tonto makeup is about as likely as After Earth 2, Battleship 2, White House Down Again, or Howard the Duck Returns.